Every day they have to work jobs they know they're unqualified for.
Years spent backstabbing colleagues and destroying the country have taken their toll.
But you can make sure they don't cause any more harm to themselves and others.
At the next election you cangive them the
early retirement they crave.
The only thing Michael loves more than locking up poor people for taking drugs is taking drugs himself. That and introducing drastic cuts to education. Would make a wonderful addition to any home, just don’t leave any knives lying around, as Michael does have a history of backstabbing.
After deporting innocent Windrush migrants, Amber is now in charge of cutting poor people’s benefits. The repressed guilt eats away at her and she longs for retirement. With a majority of just 346, adopting Amber will be easy.
Boris likes getting his hair ruffled, rugby-tackling small children and being the centre of attention. Too unqualified to do even the most basic of tasks, Boris would be much happier removed from any position of power or responsibility.
We can make every Tory MP actually sit down and watch I, Daniel Blake. Or we could run a phone bank to get them out of Parliament.
their souls from which ever entity currently has them in their possession. Or we could run one of our Unseat campaign days in their area.
We can hire someone to call Tory MPs and tell them how great they are so they don't need validation through the destruction of people's lives. Or we can make a social media film attacking their policies.